damonslutvatore:

Top 4 Kol Mikaelson Moments as requested by Anonymous

4. “Mayor Lockwood. We haven’t formally met. Kol Mikaelson.”

I feel like this conversation will come back in Season 4 with some serious implications. There’s a reason Damon remembers him and every chance he was compelled to forget. What’s Kol hiding, I wonder?

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suicideblonde:

photographed by Jean Dieuzaide, 1954

suicideblonde:

photographed by Jean Dieuzaide, 1954

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You get to a certain age where you prepare yourself for happiness. Sometimes you never remember to actually get happy.

John Mayer (on Ellen)

Well said, John. Glad to have you back!

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Two Forks

In March I went to Korea with my two best-ies in Japan. We had visions of a trip filled with spicy food, nights spent clubbing in Seoul and afternoons passed oggling the good looking Korean boys. Well, we did all of the above (and then some!) but one of my fondest nights in Korea was our first one.

Exhausted from travelling all day, slightly smelly from the plane, completely disoriented in our surroundings, we descended on Seoul in our clubbing best intent on sucking up whatever ounce of Korean culture we could between dinner and the club. At dinner we couldn’t read a single thing on the menu so pointed liberally at pictures that looked delicious. We ordered two pitchers of alcohol (because of course we knew how to say that!) and waited for our food. While waiting we listened to the party in the room next to ours - a group of rambunctious university students out to blow off some steam. They were loud, flirtatious and fun. So far, we were loving Korea. It was exactly what we’d hoped it would be. 

Out waiter arrived and placed a tray of utensils down on the table. Our food was due to soon arrive - some mixture of fried deliciousness and spice no doubt. As we began doling out the silverware to the others at the table (all Asians except for my whitey friend and I) we realized there wasn’t enough for the table. We were just about to hit the buzzer to ask for more sets of chopsticks when my friend suddenly burst out laughing and pushed the container towards us. My friend and I simultaneously glanced down and there, lying surreptitiously in the bottom, were two forks. Two white girls, two forks.

We were still laughing when the waiter delivered our food 10 minutes later. 

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ohmyasian:

2654. Japanese Textbooks. After reading this, I’m just like WTF?

Let’s all share our mutual aversion to cultural ignorance by spreading more of it around! YAY!!!

ohmyasian:

2654. Japanese Textbooks. After reading this, I’m just like WTF?

Let’s all share our mutual aversion to cultural ignorance by spreading more of it around! YAY!!!

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Woman hits moose with her car. Moose sheers off the roof of her car. She continues driving to work like it’s no big thang….

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Everyone needs to get off my ass today. For real. 

I just got home from an awesome weekend. Didn’t get in the door till 11:30 PM but I was all smiles. Opened my computer to check my emails before bed and am greeted by identical email and FB messages from my mother: “I thought I would have heard from you since it’s Mother’s Day and all.” 
This is pretty much par for the course when it comes to my Mom. I am so beyond annoyed right now. So I HAD an awesome incredible weekend. So thankful to be going to bed feeling restless and irritated. 

I just got home from an awesome weekend. Didn’t get in the door till 11:30 PM but I was all smiles. Opened my computer to check my emails before bed and am greeted by identical email and FB messages from my mother: “I thought I would have heard from you since it’s Mother’s Day and all.” 

This is pretty much par for the course when it comes to my Mom. I am so beyond annoyed right now. So I HAD an awesome incredible weekend. So thankful to be going to bed feeling restless and irritated. 

kingkillerr:

Elena Gilbert did not have sex the entire season.
With EITHER of those hot vampire boys.

No wonder she died.

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Vampire Diaries Finale

*Yawn*

With the exception of “killing” Elena, that episode was exactly as craptacular as I’d feared it would be.