is the number of fucks I give right now. Don’t pester me with your inane bullshit. Figure it the fuck out and then tell me what you want done.
Congratulations, evolution, I think “inflatable left nostril” may be your least attractive mating move so far. The hooded seal must be so proud.
You have a new chapter completely written but the last line just isn’t right and you can’t post it until you get that one last line right and it’s absolutely killing you because all you wanna do it post it? Yeah. That. Happening now.